More Jean-Claude Van Damme facts about his dancing, splits and boners: all unknown and (not) true.

Normally at the end of the work week here at the DOJO, we celebrate T.G.I.V.D.D.F. (Thank God It's Van Damme Dancing Fridays). Why? You tell me why wouldn't we celebrate the Dance Moves Seen 'Round the World from the action classic Kickboxer, the numerous YouTube videos of them having been viewed millions of times.

No, seriously, I want you to tell me why you're deciding to just sit there in your faux leather desk chair, creating a swamp underneath your jungle gym, instead of getting up, giving your playground some breathing time, and doing your own rendition of the silkiest, smoothest, sexiest bodily gyrations ever captured on film. Yes, even sexier than Patrick Swayze's dirty dancing. And that's a fact, people—no ifs, ands, but definitely some butts about it.

Earlier this year, I unveiled ten facts about my sensei, Jean-Claude Van Damme, each previously unknown, each true in the Bill Clinton "I did not have sexual relations with that woman" kind of way.

This past weekend—seemingly because the only date he can get is with his webcam—Bert Werd, Blogging Gentleman 2.0, made a video blog about them. Bert sticks in actual footage from Bloodsport, Kickboxer, and Double Impact. But more importantly, he sticks to the facts.