T-Mobile cell phone commercial advertises No Derek With Mustache plan, breaking the heart of every teenage girl in range.

Last year, T-Mobile released their unlimited family plan—a cell phone plan "that meets the wide array of communication needs for parents and young adults alike," according to the press release. Haven't heard of it?

Maybe because you know it as the "Derek with a mustache" plan, thanks to T-Mobile's repetitively played commercial advertising both the plan's unlimited messaging and calling, and its "no Dereks with mustaches clause"—which, by the way, you'll find in the fine print. Oh, what a drag, dude.

Below is the commercial via YouTube. Some would say the highlight is the Younger Son who, when responding to cool-Dad-in-a-tie-and-jeans's declaration that the family can call and talk all they want, says "And you can call that lady at my soccer games you always stare at." Wrong. The best part is definitely the look on the face of the daughter, after "Derek with a mustache and Mustang Derek" is mentioned by Cool Dad. Is she dreaming about a ride in the Mustang? Or a ride on the mustache?


Why couldn't they show Derek in the commercial? Maybe because the ad censors wouldn't allow a commercial targeted at families to include a sex toy made by Mother Nature. Hoping to find a picture of someone Derek-esque, I did a Google image search for "mustang mustache." Below is the student ID of one "Mustang Bobby." No, his name isn't Derek. But his mustache is certainly something to dream about.

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